Donald's Delinquent Domains

CNN reported just moments ago that Donald Trump's company has recently purchased hundreds of domains that may in fact be used against him during his presidency. That is a ton of domains, especially with all of the less common yet upwardly trending domain extensions other than .com---such as .club, .org, .life, .tv, .etc. Being the upstanding comedic citizen that I am, and my experience with purchasing and managing dozens of company domains over the past few years as both an Artist Manager and Social Media Manager for artists and entertainment companies as well as countless years of not giving a fuck, making fun of everything that walks (and cannot), I thought I might utilize these skills to assist the United States Government at whatever creative literary capacity I may have.

Although I am sure that President Trump hired the best of the best hundred person team, ranging from publicists to coders, there are a few domains that may have been overlooked, for I personally was not officially selected for that wwwitch hunt.

inlikeflynn.club

uspresidentawol.yup

picodetrumpo.mex

dumpatrump.poo

911trumptower.us

youmrpresidentarefired.tv

toupéewavesproudly.idk

frumpytrumpy.net

thewhitehouse.casa

impeachingthepresident.tips

iwantintotheus.band

makeamericahateagain.life